There are few creatures in this world that I despise more than a possum. They look like big rats and I hate them.
I noticed way too many hanging around my yard so I set up a trap to catch them. I first baited the trap with peanut butter and I was catching too many cats. (The trap itself doesn't kill the animal so I would let the cats go) Recently I tried marshmallow out and it seems to be working pretty good. After I catch them I pick the cage up and tie a rope to it and walk down to the lake and toss that baby in there and sit about 10 minutes. I pull it back up and there is the dead possum, raccoon, or skunk. In the past Well this week I had an idea. I was really sick of walking down to the dock to throw the animal over and wait. It would take around 30 minutes for the entire process. So I made a pipe that I could connect to my John Deere tractor and connected that to the cage with a tarp around it so the fumes don't leak out.
I tried that sucker out yesterday and she worked like a charm. I caught a possum and brought the cage over to the mower. The whole time that thing was hissing at me and with every step I laughed knowing that soon this worthless animal was going to die. I set up the cage, put the tarp over it, and fired up the mower. I went inside the house for about 10 minutes and drank a glass of lemonade and played with the kids. Came back out and stopped the mower, lifted up the tarp, and there lay a dead possum. I then double bagged it and threw it in the trash. The mayor told me that I could throw it away as long as I double bagged it.
I can't believe I didn't think about gassing those fuckers a long time ago. Instead I would spend 30 minutes hauling a dead possum, raccoon, or skunk to the lake. This way I just set it up and go about the rest of my day.
I noticed way too many hanging around my yard so I set up a trap to catch them. I first baited the trap with peanut butter and I was catching too many cats. (The trap itself doesn't kill the animal so I would let the cats go) Recently I tried marshmallow out and it seems to be working pretty good. After I catch them I pick the cage up and tie a rope to it and walk down to the lake and toss that baby in there and sit about 10 minutes. I pull it back up and there is the dead possum, raccoon, or skunk. In the past Well this week I had an idea. I was really sick of walking down to the dock to throw the animal over and wait. It would take around 30 minutes for the entire process. So I made a pipe that I could connect to my John Deere tractor and connected that to the cage with a tarp around it so the fumes don't leak out.
I tried that sucker out yesterday and she worked like a charm. I caught a possum and brought the cage over to the mower. The whole time that thing was hissing at me and with every step I laughed knowing that soon this worthless animal was going to die. I set up the cage, put the tarp over it, and fired up the mower. I went inside the house for about 10 minutes and drank a glass of lemonade and played with the kids. Came back out and stopped the mower, lifted up the tarp, and there lay a dead possum. I then double bagged it and threw it in the trash. The mayor told me that I could throw it away as long as I double bagged it.
I can't believe I didn't think about gassing those fuckers a long time ago. Instead I would spend 30 minutes hauling a dead possum, raccoon, or skunk to the lake. This way I just set it up and go about the rest of my day.
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Yeah, but that's kinda the plan when you're in your early 20's and single. You go to a party or a bar, while sober you test the water with the hot chicks, if nobody bites, then you get shitfaced enough that the double baggers start looking pretty good and you move in for the kill.
- Burd
Yeah, but that's kinda the plan when you're in your early 20's and single. You go to a party or a bar, while sober you test the water with the hot chicks, if nobody bites, then you get shitfaced enough that the double baggers start looking pretty good and you move in for the kill.
- Burd