Hello and LIVE from an anonymous radio station, I, Swiffness, bring you the inagrunal, inragunal, inragual, you know what, fuck it. Welcome to the ALL NIGHTA!!!
What is the ALL NIGHTA you ask? Well it just so happens that I've landed a job that pays me $10 an hour to sit on my ass in front of a computer, (which I would most likely be doing anyway). The catch? I have to do it until 5 am, so I have to stay awake SOMEHOW.
So let's get the show started!
Let's start things off with the ALL NIGHTA (I love doing that) Mail Bag.
Our first letter is from "philippe figueiredo". He writes:
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X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook IMO, Build 9.0.2416 (9.0.2910.0)
Importance: Normal
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000
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The letter ends there, with an EXE attachment. Ooooooookay...
Our second letter is from TomFulp@newgrounds.com, he writes:
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This is an automated e-mail from Newgrounds - www.newgrounds.com.
Greetings, Swiffness. Here are the top 10 Portal submissions for the week of 08/13/03 - 08/19/03:
1. Miss.Dynamite XV (4.22/5.00, 542 votes)
2. Atomic Bar episode 5 (4.09/5.00, 838 votes)
3. Taishi 4 A New Hope (4.08/5.00, 725 votes)
4. For Damon (4.08/5.00, 2,158 votes)
5. Hector and Len in The Leg (4.04/5.00, 1,126 votes)
6. For Bassclock (4.00/5.00, 1,341 votes)
7. Jason vs. Sadako (3.99/5.00, 451 votes)
8. A Clocks' Riddle (3.97/5.00, 412 votes)
9. "R" (3.97/5.00, 2,221 votes)
10. Clockclocks clockday film (3.95/5.00, 710 votes)
Check out these animations, and many more like them, at The Portal (www.newgrounds.com/portal).
-Tom
www.newgrounds.com
To unsubscribe from this list, click here.
Don't forget to buy NG merchandise!
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Miss Dynamite rules. Name another Anime where you can watch someone get their balls nailed to a chair (literally).
And our final e-mail is from Moppy! Yay! He sent me a picture of himself to me, so I can use it in the GTF Comic.
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That segment was brought to you by our good friends at www.stormfront.org. Don't become a victim of the Homo-@#%$-Jew conspiracy! Visit Stormfront today!
Now for my next segment. This had a BRIEF run at 411, but I'm gonna bring it back here. Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to present the WHAT THE F*CK?!?! of the Week.
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This comes from Mr. Drudge:
BLACK WOMAN 'OFFERED WHITE LIMBS AFTER AMPUTATION OP'
A black woman who is to undergo a foot amputation was initially offered a white artificial replacement because they were cheaper, a hospital admitted tonight.
The unnamed woman from Calcot near Reading, Berkshire, is yet to undergo the operation and health chiefs have now backed down and offered her prosthetics matching her own skin colour after she complained.
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I'm sure that Burdman's wondering "what the big deal is". I mean, just cause they don't make ashy, heroin-trackmark covered feet for Negros, that shouldn't stop you from being able to walk down the street to buy crack and/or fried chicken, right? Assholes.
And if you think I'm "another liberal" wait for my next segment.
The WTF of the Week was brought to you by the good folks at www.consumptionjunction.com. And you thought "Brown Thunder" was a GTA mission.
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Let's start another "Weekly" segment, and trust me, this one is BADLY needed.
The Game Time Forum ASSHOLE of the Week!!!
This week's "Winner" is...MaMaJaMa!!! Why? Well...
Absolute Proof of Iraqi WMDs or whatever its called got ninety replies, for some stupid joke that's posted in the wrong forum.
Meanwhile, I post about the meaning of life and that shit gets ONE FUCKING LOUSEY REPLY!!!
Most of those replies were the result of yet ANOTHER (*groans*) "Burdman vs. Ryan" Jihad which (as always) consists of Burd calling Ryan a Sodomizing Communist, and (*yawn*) Ryan crying like bitch to the mods ("THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!"). That is, until, Game shows up (at like, reply 87) to wag his finger and say "Naughty! Naughty! Now kiss and makeup!"
All because MaMaJackass had to throw the proverbial punch in the dark. In the WRONG forum, no less! I'm telling you, this forum NEEDS me as a mod. I'd be one those gun-slinging, ban-giving, RESPECT-ME-IN-THIS-BITCH types that winds up blocking Flugelbinders IP because he's bored.
Asshole of the week runner-ups:
1 - Burdman - Eh, his skeleton sig is annoying
2 - Impotent Darkmoon - What the hell is that under his name?
3 - Nangbaby - Her head explodes at the SLIGHTEST mention of her sexuality. Lighten up.
That segment was brought to you by the 30 year-old homeless pothead that hangs around my neighborhood for some reason.
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Now that I've gotten that "RAGING HYATTE-STYLE LUNATIC CRUSH KILL DESTROY FLAME ARGH!!!!" shit outta my system, let's move on to our next segment. Prank IMs!
Simple, I AIM a buddy of mine and post the results. SM's probably reading his bible now, so I'll IM Moppy. (It's 2:00 AM)
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Swiffness: JEW.
TheMopSays: Um, no. I'm not Jewish. Thanks for thinking tho.
Swiffness: YOU'RE A JEW. DON'T DENY IT SHYLOCK.
TheMopSays: actually, I don't practice any religon
Swiffness: COMMIE!
TheMopSays: Sorry. Not a commie, either.
TheMopSays: keep trying
Swiffness: ummm...@#%$?!
TheMopSays: If you mean the actual definition, then yes. I
currently am not clean. I shower very late. As for the street definition, nope. I'm a cracker white bread honky bastard.
Swiffness: YOU'RE A TRAITOR TO THE WHITE RACE.
TheMopSays: Most of em, yeah.
TheMopSays: Fuck witey.
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*SIGH*. This would have been more fun with Beany.
That segment was brought to you by the good folks at www.goatse.cx.
Well, that's all I feel like doing right now. See ya next week. (I might be doing a double header)
What is the ALL NIGHTA you ask? Well it just so happens that I've landed a job that pays me $10 an hour to sit on my ass in front of a computer, (which I would most likely be doing anyway). The catch? I have to do it until 5 am, so I have to stay awake SOMEHOW.
So let's get the show started!
Let's start things off with the ALL NIGHTA (I love doing that) Mail Bag.
Our first letter is from "philippe figueiredo". He writes:
****************
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook IMO, Build 9.0.2416 (9.0.2910.0)
Importance: Normal
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000
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The letter ends there, with an EXE attachment. Ooooooookay...
Our second letter is from TomFulp@newgrounds.com, he writes:
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This is an automated e-mail from Newgrounds - www.newgrounds.com.
Greetings, Swiffness. Here are the top 10 Portal submissions for the week of 08/13/03 - 08/19/03:
1. Miss.Dynamite XV (4.22/5.00, 542 votes)
2. Atomic Bar episode 5 (4.09/5.00, 838 votes)
3. Taishi 4 A New Hope (4.08/5.00, 725 votes)
4. For Damon (4.08/5.00, 2,158 votes)
5. Hector and Len in The Leg (4.04/5.00, 1,126 votes)
6. For Bassclock (4.00/5.00, 1,341 votes)
7. Jason vs. Sadako (3.99/5.00, 451 votes)
8. A Clocks' Riddle (3.97/5.00, 412 votes)
9. "R" (3.97/5.00, 2,221 votes)
10. Clockclocks clockday film (3.95/5.00, 710 votes)
Check out these animations, and many more like them, at The Portal (www.newgrounds.com/portal).
-Tom
www.newgrounds.com
To unsubscribe from this list, click here.
Don't forget to buy NG merchandise!
*****************
Miss Dynamite rules. Name another Anime where you can watch someone get their balls nailed to a chair (literally).
And our final e-mail is from Moppy! Yay! He sent me a picture of himself to me, so I can use it in the GTF Comic.
*****************

*****************
That segment was brought to you by our good friends at www.stormfront.org. Don't become a victim of the Homo-@#%$-Jew conspiracy! Visit Stormfront today!
Now for my next segment. This had a BRIEF run at 411, but I'm gonna bring it back here. Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to present the WHAT THE F*CK?!?! of the Week.
*****************
This comes from Mr. Drudge:
BLACK WOMAN 'OFFERED WHITE LIMBS AFTER AMPUTATION OP'
A black woman who is to undergo a foot amputation was initially offered a white artificial replacement because they were cheaper, a hospital admitted tonight.
The unnamed woman from Calcot near Reading, Berkshire, is yet to undergo the operation and health chiefs have now backed down and offered her prosthetics matching her own skin colour after she complained.
****************
I'm sure that Burdman's wondering "what the big deal is". I mean, just cause they don't make ashy, heroin-trackmark covered feet for Negros, that shouldn't stop you from being able to walk down the street to buy crack and/or fried chicken, right? Assholes.
And if you think I'm "another liberal" wait for my next segment.
The WTF of the Week was brought to you by the good folks at www.consumptionjunction.com. And you thought "Brown Thunder" was a GTA mission.
****************
Let's start another "Weekly" segment, and trust me, this one is BADLY needed.
The Game Time Forum ASSHOLE of the Week!!!
This week's "Winner" is...MaMaJaMa!!! Why? Well...
Absolute Proof of Iraqi WMDs or whatever its called got ninety replies, for some stupid joke that's posted in the wrong forum.
Meanwhile, I post about the meaning of life and that shit gets ONE FUCKING LOUSEY REPLY!!!
Most of those replies were the result of yet ANOTHER (*groans*) "Burdman vs. Ryan" Jihad which (as always) consists of Burd calling Ryan a Sodomizing Communist, and (*yawn*) Ryan crying like bitch to the mods ("THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!"). That is, until, Game shows up (at like, reply 87) to wag his finger and say "Naughty! Naughty! Now kiss and makeup!"
All because MaMaJackass had to throw the proverbial punch in the dark. In the WRONG forum, no less! I'm telling you, this forum NEEDS me as a mod. I'd be one those gun-slinging, ban-giving, RESPECT-ME-IN-THIS-BITCH types that winds up blocking Flugelbinders IP because he's bored.
Asshole of the week runner-ups:
1 - Burdman - Eh, his skeleton sig is annoying
2 - Impotent Darkmoon - What the hell is that under his name?
3 - Nangbaby - Her head explodes at the SLIGHTEST mention of her sexuality. Lighten up.
That segment was brought to you by the 30 year-old homeless pothead that hangs around my neighborhood for some reason.
************************
Now that I've gotten that "RAGING HYATTE-STYLE LUNATIC CRUSH KILL DESTROY FLAME ARGH!!!!" shit outta my system, let's move on to our next segment. Prank IMs!
Simple, I AIM a buddy of mine and post the results. SM's probably reading his bible now, so I'll IM Moppy. (It's 2:00 AM)
********************
Swiffness: JEW.
TheMopSays: Um, no. I'm not Jewish. Thanks for thinking tho.
Swiffness: YOU'RE A JEW. DON'T DENY IT SHYLOCK.
TheMopSays: actually, I don't practice any religon
Swiffness: COMMIE!
TheMopSays: Sorry. Not a commie, either.
TheMopSays: keep trying
Swiffness: ummm...@#%$?!
TheMopSays: If you mean the actual definition, then yes. I
currently am not clean. I shower very late. As for the street definition, nope. I'm a cracker white bread honky bastard.
Swiffness: YOU'RE A TRAITOR TO THE WHITE RACE.
TheMopSays: Most of em, yeah.
TheMopSays: Fuck witey.
*****************************
*SIGH*. This would have been more fun with Beany.
That segment was brought to you by the good folks at www.goatse.cx.
Well, that's all I feel like doing right now. See ya next week. (I might be doing a double header)
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