HEYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm high as shit rite now, but games saying I have to close my collumne or ELSE!!! SO i only finsished half of the awardeds the night before, SO BEAR WITH ME
Hello and LIVE from an anonymous radio station, I, Swiffness, bring you the second ALL NIGHTA!!!
What is the ALL NIGHTA you ask? Read the first column bitch. I don't feel like recanting the story.
Now instead of the bullshitting around I did the first time, this edition has a specific direction.
Awards.
That's right. Since Moppy's jew bitch ass refuses to post the Year End Awards, I'll hand out my OWN goddamn Awards. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, The Swiffy.

(Yes, the "alternative GTF award" thing has already been done before, I know that, fuck you, die slow.)
And the first catagory is...
Dick-whipping of the Year
The nominees are:
Me vs Nang (in the coup chat)
Burd vs Nemesis (in the Disney thread)
Ice vs Anyone
And the SWIFFY GOES TO......

Burdman MD for ass-raping Nemesis in what would be the alcoholic homophobe's last post in GTF. Remember kiddies, Nemmy isn't a conservative.
The next catagory...
Retard Quote of the Year
The nominees are:
"Powell the peacenic decided to use diplomacy with them which got us nothing." - Nemesis
"Happy Birthday, You're not special. You're getting older, but not any better. We are singing this song, just to embarass you. So Happy fucking Birthday. You're not special." - Ice
"The forum has a chat room that all members can use. Making these decisions revolve around me and others being on AIM is stupid when you can do the same thing on the site" - Game
And the SWIFFY GOES TO......

Game, for suggesting that any human being be forced to use that godawful ShitE Chat that comes with our rag-tag POS board. Actually I wouldn't be suprised if Game already has a Swiffy "statue" sitting on his shelf...
Next.
Evil black-hearted Quote of the Year
The nominees are:
"I dont think she's cute. Kinda looks like Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask." - Ryan describing the love of SM's life
"Happy memories of Hitman... You mean Hitman is... dead!?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" - Burd responding to Hitman attempting suicide
"Frogger was a bitch, and so was [CENSORED]" - Nangbaby
And the SWIFFY GOES TO......

Nangbaby, for saying some unbelievably WRONG shit. Die a slow, slow death bitch. Next...
Bitch move of the Year
The nominees are:
Dam e-mailing Game because Burd called Ryan GAY
S*K bragging about having sex with Dam (when they never even HELD HANDS)
Game nearly nuking the forum because SM called Devil a poophead or some bullshit
And the SWIFFY GOES TO......

Damaris for overreacting to the nth degree and making Ryan look like a big fat pussy in the process. "Awwwww...don't you let that big bad Burd scare you Ryan. I'LL protect you!"
Okay, the next awards is to BIGGEST CUNT BAG!
And the nominees are:..
S*K (for being a fukkin DUMB nigga)
Nangbaybay - for being an evil FUCCKING BITCH!@!!!! FUCK YOU WHORE!!!!!!!
Nemesis - for becoming the definstion of FUCKING WHITE PRICK!!!!!!!!!!
]And the SWIFFY GOES TO......[/i]

Hello and LIVE from an anonymous radio station, I, Swiffness, bring you the second ALL NIGHTA!!!
What is the ALL NIGHTA you ask? Read the first column bitch. I don't feel like recanting the story.
Now instead of the bullshitting around I did the first time, this edition has a specific direction.
Awards.
That's right. Since Moppy's jew bitch ass refuses to post the Year End Awards, I'll hand out my OWN goddamn Awards. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, The Swiffy.

(Yes, the "alternative GTF award" thing has already been done before, I know that, fuck you, die slow.)
And the first catagory is...
Dick-whipping of the Year
The nominees are:
Me vs Nang (in the coup chat)
Burd vs Nemesis (in the Disney thread)
Ice vs Anyone
And the SWIFFY GOES TO......

Burdman MD for ass-raping Nemesis in what would be the alcoholic homophobe's last post in GTF. Remember kiddies, Nemmy isn't a conservative.
The next catagory...
Retard Quote of the Year
The nominees are:
"Powell the peacenic decided to use diplomacy with them which got us nothing." - Nemesis
"Happy Birthday, You're not special. You're getting older, but not any better. We are singing this song, just to embarass you. So Happy fucking Birthday. You're not special." - Ice
"The forum has a chat room that all members can use. Making these decisions revolve around me and others being on AIM is stupid when you can do the same thing on the site" - Game
And the SWIFFY GOES TO......

Game, for suggesting that any human being be forced to use that godawful ShitE Chat that comes with our rag-tag POS board. Actually I wouldn't be suprised if Game already has a Swiffy "statue" sitting on his shelf...
Next.
Evil black-hearted Quote of the Year
The nominees are:
"I dont think she's cute. Kinda looks like Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask." - Ryan describing the love of SM's life
"Happy memories of Hitman... You mean Hitman is... dead!?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" - Burd responding to Hitman attempting suicide
"Frogger was a bitch, and so was [CENSORED]" - Nangbaby
And the SWIFFY GOES TO......

Nangbaby, for saying some unbelievably WRONG shit. Die a slow, slow death bitch. Next...
Bitch move of the Year
The nominees are:
Dam e-mailing Game because Burd called Ryan GAY
S*K bragging about having sex with Dam (when they never even HELD HANDS)
Game nearly nuking the forum because SM called Devil a poophead or some bullshit
And the SWIFFY GOES TO......

Damaris for overreacting to the nth degree and making Ryan look like a big fat pussy in the process. "Awwwww...don't you let that big bad Burd scare you Ryan. I'LL protect you!"

Okay, the next awards is to BIGGEST CUNT BAG!
And the nominees are:..
S*K (for being a fukkin DUMB nigga)
Nangbaybay - for being an evil FUCCKING BITCH!@!!!! FUCK YOU WHORE!!!!!!!
Nemesis - for becoming the definstion of FUCKING WHITE PRICK!!!!!!!!!!
]And the SWIFFY GOES TO......[/i]

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