I also understand there's a petition online to get you your own star at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch for taking all the clients too disgusting and broke for the other ladies to touch. I read about your encounter with "Dead Fish" Peter and how you took his chum smelling, dead skin flaked load and swallowed like a champ, even though he was only able to pay you $5, a Pink Power Ranger pog, and 7 packets of Sugar in the Raw he stole from Starbucks. What a whore!