Ladies & Gentlemen, since our friend here failed to incorporate his url, I figured I'd help him out.

You can find these Islamic t-shirts at these places...
www.cafepress.com/tshirtdoctor/1207535

Hey, it's our friend, allah's Prophet Mohammed!


So, what do those wacky arabic women look like under those Burkahs, Mo?

Mohammed: "allah asso!"
*translation:

Wow! *laughing* that bad, huh? So, what were you doing when this "allah" spoke to you and made you it's prophet?

Mo:

Anything else?

Mo:

Really? Well, let me ask you, Momo, what have you been up to lately?

Mo:

Dead and rotting, huh? What about those 40 virgins in Heaven you were supposedly promised?

Mo: "virginians..."

What?

Mohamalamadingdong: "Virginians!"

What?

Mo' honey baked ham, Ed:

Holy shit! What did they do to you?

Momo the Retarded Arab: "Anal rape"

Woah, we don't need any photo translations of that. I think we heard you loud and clear, regardless of what shitstain language you speak, Momo. So, what happened after your brown eye was turned red by those Virginians?

Ho'mamma:

You burned in a lake of Hell? Wow! So, has your opinion changed after all these centuries there?

Molambada: "Yes, know Truth now."

And this Truth is?

Mo:

So, what awaits the asses still following your false teachings?

Mo the talking chimpanzee:



Very interesting, but I see that you're sceduled to appear in a Danish cartoon and we've run out of time. I'd like to thank Mohammed's parents for inbreeding and giving him to the world and I'd like to thank all the douchebags who believe he's some sort of big cheif muckity-muck. And thank you for watching!