This is the courtroom of Judge Zman, if you have a beef, dont take the law into your own hands, take YOUR beef to Judge Zman...... I can't believe I went to medical school for this.

BHB: All rise for the honourable JUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE Zman!

Zman: You still here? Sit down!

Today's case is Pebbles and Game vs. MopUpMark. Pebbles and Game are being represented by Nangbaby and a score of others, they claim The defendant, Moppy was out of line in insulting Pebbles. The defendant has a prior record including theft of candy from several babies and lewd acts involving motor oil.

Zman: I see. Did Pebbles and Fuzzy authorize this menagerie of seemingly incompetent people rising to their defense?

No.

Zman: Good enough for me. You're Moppy?

Moppy: Yeah

Zman: What kind of a name is moppy?

Moppy: Well actually it's MopUp-

Zman: I don't remember asking you to talk! Baliff, kindly bring out the piano

BHB: Right away, JUUUUDGE Zman!

Moppy: Wha?

*BHB pulls a lever and a piano falls on Moppy*

Moppy: Owwwwwww....

Zman: Quiet, you. Anyway, who's first for the prosecution.

BHB: Nangbaby is first to speak, JUUUUDGE Zman!

Zman: What did you see?

Nang: Purple!

Zman: This chick is psycho. Baliff, beat her with the ugly stick.

BHB: Right away, JUUUUUDGE Zman!

*He proceeds to do so, remarkably Nang looks exactly the same*

Zman: That was unexpected. Baliff, next for the prosecution!

BHB: Shane O Mac, JUUUDGE Zman.

Zman: Well where is he?

BHB: Um, it's past his bedtime.

Zman: Well then have a car crashed into his house. NEXT!

BHB: Aquafina for the prosecuuuution!

Zman: Well where is she?

Aqua: *Ahem* Right here.

Zman: You're not a chick. Anyway, what are the allegations?

Aqua: Yes, your honor. Moppy said that Pebbles.... LOOKS LIKE A DUDE!

Zman: Is this true? Do you have your dick so far into the WD 40 that you thought Game's fiancee was a dude?

Moppy: I honestly didn't know who it was, I was just asking a question

Zman: Can it, snippy. Firstly, if you're insulting the appearance of others I can only assume you've either never actually seen yourself or are as sane as Nang here.

Nang: YOU'RE ALL AGAINST ME!

Zman: *sigh*, Baliff?

*Nang is propelled into the ceiling, she then falls back to the floor*

Moppy: Look, can I at least call Burd to the stand?

Zman: We have a stand?

*Burd takes the stand*

Zman: So what's your story, pudgy?

Burd: I think everyone at GTF is liberal pussies and everyone should have ten guns. Except Swiff.

Zman: Yeah I don't really care, is it true you have a small dick?

Burd: What the hell? I'll rip your eyes out and skullfuck you --

Zman: Baliff, let the record show that Chubby Checker has an incredibly small dick

Burd: Hey! I'll photoshop you!

Zman: Zip it, Jabba. Why do you think we should all have guns?

Aqua: That's not even what this case is about!

Zman: Shut it, Godboy. Baliff, some aqua for aqua?

BHB: With pleasure, JUUUUDGE Zman!

*Aqua is dropped into a pool of water that nobody noticed because I just wrote it in now*

Zman: Now then, if Larry the Cable Guy could please tell us why guns are so awesome?

*At this time, Nang gets to her feet, Burd shrugs, takes out a shotgun, and shoots her*

Zman: Well I'm convinced. This has gone on way too long so I sentence Nang to life (get it?), I sentence Aqua to get some balls, and I sentence Moppy to read YouTube comments for the rest of the day. Bring out the dancing lobsters!


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