No, no, no! You're supposed to talk about me having eyebrows the side of Montana.

Come on, do something really not safe for work. Throwing up is tame. Make it look like I went down on Moppy, hard core and animated.

Then again, maybe Burd won't do it, because I want him to so badly, and thus I've ensured he'll never make fun of my appearance with this Photoshop of Horrors...but I can wait.