Yeah Loftis I had to get permission from the mayor to do it, I had to get permission before I could trap or drown the fuckers. Houses are pretty close together. Gassing them is "humane" I guess.

Freeze mentioned to hit them with a bat and that triggered a story of my old man.

When I was 12 or something my dog (was a puppy then) and a possum got into it. Well I grabbed a bat and hit the possum and my dog ran off into the garage. The possum was not afraid of me at all and it came at me. I ran into the house and woke my dad up. My dad hates being woke up that early on a weekend. He gets up without saying a word and grabs a ho from the garage and finds the fearless possum....and begins to swing it like an ax. He hit that thing and it started to hiss and my old man just kept swinging with no emotion on his face. After about the 10th time, I said "Dad, I think you got him" and without stopping the brutal beatdown he says "not yet son, these things fake their death"

He probably hit that thing 30 times or more and it looked like mush. Once he finished he walked back to bed and fell asleep.

The only thing he said to me from the moment he woke up to the moment he went back to sleep was the quote above.
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Yeah, but that's kinda the plan when you're in your early 20's and single. You go to a party or a bar, while sober you test the water with the hot chicks, if nobody bites, then you get shitfaced enough that the double baggers start looking pretty good and you move in for the kill.

- Burd