Then I will make you listen to my experience with childbirth. I'll start out as a warning:

I went to the doctor at about 10 that morning. I was running late. I run late a lot. Dr. Cerrato told me to go to the hospital. She told me, she said, "Mindy," she said, "you need to get to the hospital. You have symptoms of blah blah blah." (some long worded illness, and really, are there any short worded illnesses?) and I said "What will they do?" and she said, "They will probably induce you!" And I said, "Today?" And I was thinking, "But I don't have sheets in the crib, and I can't count on Rat Boy to do it!" It was very important that I have sheets in the crib while I was in the hospital, for some reason. Rat Boy was not with me at the doctor, of course. So I had to drive 20 minutes home, thinking I had some fatal illness. I wondered, "Who will love my baby?"....

Scary, huh?

And Burd, flu's spot isn't necessarily something you would WANT, lol

Blech