Shouldn't surprise anyone, although I wonder what the fuck she ever saw in the guy. Britney's not exactly the epitome of high-class brilliance, but I'm surprised even she stooped so low when she could probably be with 95% of guys on the planet.

The recent Hollywood divorce that DID surprise me was Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe. Despite the fact that she's A-list and he's B-list at best, they seemed like one of the few genuine couples in LA. Thought they'd actually last a long time.

So what's the over/under on how long Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are officially married?