1. Tom Cruise
Top Gun - I've used this countless times to coax a girl into fucking me. Tom never lets me down.

2. Bruce Willis
Pulp Fiction - I know he'll always be John McLain in most people's minds, but to me, nobody else could have played Butch better than Bruce.

3. Julia Roberts
Sleeping With The Enemy - This is a good movie. Almost an early version of Double Jeopardy with Ashley Judd. I don't really like Julia Roberts at all. I think she's ugly and weird looking, kinda like a horse. How she got to be Pretty Woman, I'll never know. Prolly because Richard Gere picked out his costar and he picked the manliest woman he could find since he loves the cock so much. Now her brother, Eric? What a sweet ass!

4. Tom Hanks
Forrest Gump - It's hard to believe this is the same man that played in Bosom Buddies, Big, Dragnet, Cast Away, or even Monsters And Mazes. The way he morphed into this character was just awesome.

5. Sylvester Stalone
Rocky (all of them) - Love Sly. I'm ptolly the biggest Stallone mark here. Whether he's John Rambo, Judge Dredd, John Sparton, or that guy in Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot, he's just the fucking man. Rocky I and II are in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

6. Jack Nicholson
A Few Good Men - I know he doesn't have a huge part in this movie and he was far more entertaining in The Shining, but when he marches into that court room at the end and gives the rant about "walls needing to be guarded", it gives me cold chills.

7. Drew Barrymore
E.T. - Obviously, I'm not a big Drew Barrymore fan. Sorry, this is the best movie she's ever been in.

8. Brad Pitt
Sleepers - Ultimate revenge movie that kicks all kinds of ass. He just plays this part of a genius lawyer perfect. Btw, the part where they kill Kevin Bacon in their bar, I've often played that scenerio out in my head thousands of times about an old baseball coach of mine that liked to punk down 13 year old kids. "You could have went into any bar in the world and yet you walked into ours.......Ya fucked up."

9. Angelina Jolie
Pushing Tin - Oh, does she play the part of the hot ass skanky girl better than anybody. She just oozes "step over here and let me suck you off behind the bushes" in this movie. Can't blame Cusack's character.

10. Jessica Alba
Idle Hands - I'm really not hip to any of her new movies, I just remember she was pretty hot in this one. Plus, I love the movie.
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