1. Tom Cruise
Minority Report (fuck anyone who thinks Spielberg isn't a genius)

2. Bruce Willis
The Fifth Element

3. Julia Roberts
Chick Flick #7A

4. Tom Hanks
Forrest Gump

5. Sylvester Stalone
Rocky

6. Jack Nicholson
Fuck it, I'll go with Batman.

7. Drew Barrymore
Poison Ivy (you can't whack off to E.T)

8. Brad Pitt
FIGHT CLUB

9. Angelina Jolie
Gia (the opening crawl from the Family Guy Star Wars ep was NOT LYING folks)

10. Jessica Alba
Her future, as-yet-unmade Sex Tape
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