For all the talk of Peyton choking in the playoffs though, everyone thought it was inevitable for him to eventually win a Super Bowl.

Z, you have to go into this like a messy divorce, you can't read the Phillies box scores, watch highlights, nothing. As far as you're concerned you need a no contact/restraining order. That's the only way this will work. They are the abusive spouse and you need to get to a shelter where they can't find you.

ANyways, one thing I admittedly do when taking a shit is that I don't flush until after standing up, zipping, and turning around to view my handiwork. - BigHurtBrad1