Yes, that's what he's saying. Zman is divorcing the Dolphins, Phillies, 76ers, and Flyers. They are abusive spouses and he will no longer have contact with them. He won't even wish them well in this divorce. He will hope the teams go bankrupt get sold and move to Oklahoma.

ANyways, one thing I admittedly do when taking a shit is that I don't flush until after standing up, zipping, and turning around to view my handiwork. - BigHurtBrad1