Fuck the Eagles.

Seriously, it doesn't matter who you pick if the Dolphins ever get back into contention and go against the Eagles in the Super Bowl are you going to tell me you will still be wearing a McNabb jersey?
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Yeah, but that's kinda the plan when you're in your early 20's and single. You go to a party or a bar, while sober you test the water with the hot chicks, if nobody bites, then you get shitfaced enough that the double baggers start looking pretty good and you move in for the kill.

- Burd