Cardinals seem to be making strides in the right direction. The Chargers seem to be another team you could choose. Both are very far away, but make regular trips back East. The Eagles will always be missing a piece to make it all the way. I don't know if that's front office, or coaching, or what, but they will rip your heart out if you go with them. Stay away from the NFC North and South. Don't choose the Broncos!!!
ANyways, one thing I admittedly do when taking a shit is that I don't flush until after standing up, zipping, and turning around to view my handiwork. - BigHurtBrad1