Suck a wang you inferior moderator. A divorce is a long messy process that takes time and patience.

Teams in the running:

Indians- good young team, solid core players, cursed town.

White Sox- Jim Thome and a abd ass coach. I know I said I wouldn't pick them since they won a World Series two years ago, but I changed my mind.

Cubs- A club that wants to win, and especially if they sell the team to Mark Cuban.

O's- Only an hour away, and Baltimore's Inner Harbor rules.