Z, pick another NL team. You can't pick an AL team on the off chance that your old team, and your new team meet up in the World Series. Go with the Reds, Brewers or Diamondbacks. I know they could meet the Phillies in the playoffs but it would be so much worse if it was in the World Series. Of the three teams I mentioned, I'd choose the Brewers. The Diamondbacks are too far away, and the Reds have the same problem as the Indians, they are from Ohio. Of course I don't follow MLB closely until September, so I can't really comment. When you are ready for an NBA team, I'll chime in again.
ANyways, one thing I admittedly do when taking a shit is that I don't flush until after standing up, zipping, and turning around to view my handiwork. - BigHurtBrad1