I am so sorry I missed this thread.  Pretty sure I was around at the time, although since it all took place around my birthday there's a high probability I was too fucked up anyway.  Anyway, I have nothing wrong with what Aqua did.  I hung a stray three legged dog at my uncle's dairy when I was a kid and chopped off a rabid squirrel's head at the behest of my father even earlier, to qualify this with my animal killing bonafides.  Not to mention due to my job I'm a little Eichmann when it comes to mice.  But I'm fretting at missing this because I would've made fun of Aqua hard.  Showing off enough to make a post about killing a possum?  Reveling in it?  Belittling those that take issue with your solemn act of machismo?  This is one of those threads that displays how a lot of us can go a douche too far.

Oh and Burd's soliciting of possum eating is classic Simpsons.  "Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll.  Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel."  And I hate Unagi.