This is the closest facebook page I've found to him... and it's VERY close, but there are a LOT of issues with it too.

It's the same name, graduated from the same school (Liberty in VA) around the same time and is from (and currently resides in) Ohio... which is also a match. His info also notes a shotgun wedding of sorts. Also the info page is pretty bible-thumping... AND he has the Red Sox listed as a fan page link (his favorite team listed at GTF)


Now the bad, wtf is up with his 900 kids? Unless they went to town (and have a different last name???) it isn't him.

The chick he's married to doesn't match his wife's description to our knowledge.


...and a couple other things.


BUT we know this guy can be a convincing liar as well, so he may have played us on a couple details in his life, so I don't think this is completely ruled out. My money is on this guy right now...


"I actually did go through a rabbit pelllet-ish phase when I was teen. I didn't have problems defecating, but the turds were small every time I pooped. However after high school, my body returned to making logs." - Nang

"I pee in the shower, sometimes I unzip to pee in the shower. I always run the water though, or else you've gotta clean up that gold spot before you shower again." -Ice

"I do sit while wiping, but that shit was so magnificent that I left the TP in a pile next to the toilet until the picture was snapped." - Jethro (I think)

"oh yeah, Nang let whoever that picture is of know I came all over it" - Mama
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