Friend: Hey Joe, want to play some hoops tonight?

Joe: No man, me and a few guys are going together on Great American Bash tonight, and I got a guy on the other line about some white walls, I'll talk to ya later.


"I actually did go through a rabbit pelllet-ish phase when I was teen. I didn't have problems defecating, but the turds were small every time I pooped. However after high school, my body returned to making logs." - Nang

"I pee in the shower, sometimes I unzip to pee in the shower. I always run the water though, or else you've gotta clean up that gold spot before you shower again." -Ice

"I do sit while wiping, but that shit was so magnificent that I left the TP in a pile next to the toilet until the picture was snapped." - Jethro (I think)

"oh yeah, Nang let whoever that picture is of know I came all over it" - Mama