What they should do is have Cena come out and start ripping on Federline about the Spears' divorce papers. Then Cena should take credit for the breakup and have the picture of britney's crotch flash put up on the Titantron. Then show an enlarged view which shows a little tattoo right next to her twat that says "Cena wuz here". After Federline works himself into a lather, Cena stops him and does the old NWA two handed gesture towards the curtain as some shitty Spears' song starts playing and "Old Split Beaver" comes down the walkway. Cena bails out the ring and starts making out with her as an assistant brings out Federline's two kids, each wearing a John Cena shirt. Then to finish the whole angle and program off, a chair is brought into the ring and a noose is lowered... K-fed climbs onto the chair, places the noose tightly around his neck, and jumps off of the chair, killing himself instantly. Then, in a surprise twist, a loving family appears at the top of the entrance ramp... both of the Feder-Spears progeny are handed to this loving family, Cena produces a handgun, points it at Britney's temple and orders her to sign the children away so they might have a fighting chance at growing up normal and not fucked up royally... after the papers are signed, Cena shoots her in the head, but in an ironic turn of events, the bullet exits her other temple and ricochets off of the steel ring railing and hits Cena right between the eyes, killing him instantly.

RAW goes dark with Good Ol' JR screaming "It killed him! It killed him! As Gawd is mah witness King, their broken in half!"