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446. Chris Benoit invented the triple German suplex back in the 80s. Steve Strong was the Trans-Canadian Heavyweight Champion, but was a real dick about it backstage, so one day before a match with Benoit, Beef Wellington jacked off all over the back of the belt before Strong put it on. Once the match began, Strong's belly was so sticky that Benoit couldn't get his arms off of it until after the third suplex.

Compared to all of the other ridiculously stupid and grotesque shit on the list, that one's actually pretty funny and creative. Obviously total bullshit, but still rather unique...